The new house has been purchased and my existing Internet connection will be terminated on April 27th.
Unfortunately, the technical wizardry that underpins the British way of managing the Internet means I cannot get re-connected at the new property until 9th May (and that's assuming everything just works first time of asking. I wouldn't be holding my breath, basically).
I apologise for the extended outage, but I really don't have a lot of say over it, and my attempts to rent a cloud server to avoid it didn't exactly end well! The good news is that the site will be coming back... and I won't be moving house again for at least another lifetime or so. 🙂